Category Archives: Food Network Star

It’s ALL Good! Coley’s Food Network Star Finale Recap

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the band is back together. Source: http://bit.ly/1rySSsC

Well, it’s all over. And, I didn’t win. Womp, womp.

But, hey, it’s ok!

When Bob Tuschman opened the red envelope and announced that I had come in third, Emma immediately ran over and threw her arms around me. If you watch my lips closely, you can see me whisper to her, “It’s all good!”

Because, it really is. Continue reading It’s ALL Good! Coley’s Food Network Star Finale Recap

Now, YOU get to VOTE… Coley’s Episode 10 Recap!

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thank you to superficialgallery.com for making this!

HOLY MACKEREL! (coastal pun completely intended.) I MADE IT TO THE TOP 3!!!!!!

All I can say is, WOW! What a crazy, crazy ride this has been.

Getting up in front of iconic celebrity chefs plus 2.5 million viewers to essentially make a fool out of yourself in pursuit of a life long dream takes, well.. It takes some cojones. (wink wink, that was for you, Reuben!) Continue reading Now, YOU get to VOTE… Coley’s Episode 10 Recap!

If You Can’t Take the Heat… Coley’s Episode 9 Recap

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Rachael’s the boss, but I brought the hot sauce. Source: http://bit.ly/1uLfmdI

We started in LA, then conquered Vegas, and now it’s on to the Big Apple. This competition has taken me to a lot of places, but it’s great to finally be back on the east coast.

When we arrived in New York, I stepped off the plane and took a deep breath of the brisk, humid air. I immediately felt like I was home, and boy did it feel good.

First order of business: Eat more ice cream. Continue reading If You Can’t Take the Heat… Coley’s Episode 9 Recap

The Things That Really Matter: Coley’s Episode 8 Recap

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Is picking teams ever really an advantage? Source: http://bit.ly/1rySSsC

Another episode of Food Network Star is under my belt, and I can’t believe I made it through.

This was easily the most difficult episode of the season, on so many different levels.

Welllllllll, except for that one part where I got to eat a bowl of ice cream that cost about as much as my car is currently worth. There was nothing difficult about that. Continue reading The Things That Really Matter: Coley’s Episode 8 Recap

Salty Little Lies: Coley’s Episode 7 Recap

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This definitely happened. Yep. Source: http://bit.ly/1nAGKBb

Woah. A whole lotta stuff went down in this episode.

We arrive in Vegas, then Luca returns, I use a bunch of big confusing words, and the cowboy does a belly flop.

As much as I’d like to talk about all of these things individually, there is only so much I can fit into one bitty blog post, and I’d like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest. Continue reading Salty Little Lies: Coley’s Episode 7 Recap

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Coley’s Episode 6 Recap

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Lobsters and clams, so just clap your hands (photocred: EMMA!)

This was a pretty rough episode for me. No way around it.

So let me break it down with the best Western cliche I can think of: John Wayne Style… Err, I mean Clint Eastwood. Continue reading The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Coley’s Episode 6 Recap

What IS Coastal Cuisine, Anyway?? Coley’s Episode 5 Recap

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Fourth of July in January! Source: http://bit.ly/1vBHo6n

So, let’s just dive right into this: Resting Bitch Face.

Yeah, I said it.

And I still can’t believe that it actually made it into the episode. But I think it gave a little more insight into who I actually am. Continue reading What IS Coastal Cuisine, Anyway?? Coley’s Episode 5 Recap

Team Rrrrrrrrreese’s For the Win! Coley’s Episode 4 Rrrrrrrrrecap

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Mean muggin’ teacher’s pet Emma. That’s some world class acting right there. Source: http://bit.ly/1lR4iFi

What can I say, this past Sunday’s episode was siiiiiiick.

We took a gander at the world of social media marketing, each of us making both a solo selfie video, and a group viral video.

And in the viral video challenge, MY TEAM WON! Continue reading Team Rrrrrrrrreese’s For the Win! Coley’s Episode 4 Rrrrrrrrrecap

How Could You Forget the Pasta?! Coley’s Episode 3 Recap

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Channeling my inner Lucy. So dramatic! Source: http://bit.ly/UaKFya

Cutthroat Kitchen is a gnarly game.

Need I say more?

Well, yeah… I guess I have a bit of explaining to do. Continue reading How Could You Forget the Pasta?! Coley’s Episode 3 Recap